Dad Tax
This must be a universal dad thing. My dad once ate the head of my chocolate Easter Bunny for his tax. Actually, come to think of it, that doesn’t sound like him. Maybe the dog got to it, and he just claimed a Dad Tax so that I wouldn’t be upset and learn a valuable lesson.

It’s funny how we look back once we become parents and notice all the little things our parents said to us that we found utterly annoying and then promptly use them on our own kids. Hopefully, it’s a fun cycle for all involved. If not, all the hugs from an internet stranger, and I wish you the best.