The Key to the Kingdom
Disney World is a fantastic place full of fun and fantasy, but it’s definitely locked. 100% locked. I’ve already decided we won’t be going until the youngest kid will actually remember the trip. Maybe I’ll just wait until I have grandbabies. That way, all my kids will be old enough to truly enjoy it, and all their kids will think grandma is the best.

It’s a win/win for everyone. No one needs to know that the only kidless vacation my husband and I have taken in the last ten years was to Disney World. That’s top-secret parent information. It’s not as if they were old enough to enjoy Universal Studios when we went! Shhhh. Don’t tell them.