My kids may think the same thing (shhh), but obviously, I can’t do it, and sometimes I regret this inability wholeheartedly. It would be so lovely if parenting came with a sound muffler of some sort that didn’t require actual headphones or a pillow.
My kids are cute and funny, but sometimes my brain needs a break from all the questions. I think that happens to all of us. We’ve recently hit the “what would happen if” stage (it comes after the “why” stage), and I was wholly unprepared for the insanity of having to explain what would happen if spoons didn’t exist.