To the Moon!
I mean, who hasn’t threatened to eject their children from the car at least once? If your kids make it to 18 without a single threat in the car, you’re either doing something really wrong or really right. The hazard light does look like a super mystical button, anyway. You might as well use it.
I’d love to see their faces if the hazard light is ever needed. “Nooooooo….we’re buckled!!! Don’t push it!!!” The mom trying to explain that she’s switched out the button function while in the middle of an emergency would be somewhat hilarious. Oh well, she’s done the quick and intense thinking once; she can do it again.