#35: No Hair in the Pool
The swimming cap is a classic pool accessory. We’ve all been there, trying to squeeze our hair into that tight rubber cap, all in the name of keeping the pool water hair-free. But let’s take a moment to reflect on this – why are we so concerned about hair in the pool when there are plenty of other sources of body hair just swimming around with us?
Men are walking hair farms, and yet we’re all fixated on keeping our own hair out of the water. It’s like trying to use a single band-aid to cover a gaping wound – sure, it may help a little, but it’s not exactly solving the bigger problem. So, next time you’re struggling to cram your locks into a swimming cap, just remember – there’s a whole lot of body hair out there that’s not wearing any protection.