#8: Swimming in the Ocean Is Great
Swimming in the ocean is a great way to cool off, relax, and maybe even spot a few unique fish. But let’s face it, as soon as you jump in the water, you’re basically swimming in a giant community pool. Suddenly, there are other people’s butts and legs in your face, and you’re doing your best to avoid accidentally grabbing onto someone’s arm instead of seaweed.
It’s like trying to navigate a crowded dance floor but without the benefit of solid ground beneath your feet. We all want to enjoy the ocean’s beauty, but sometimes it’s hard to do so when you’re surrounded by a sea of other beachgoers. Maybe it’s time to embrace the comfort of a private pool or just accept the fact that swimming in the ocean is like playing a game of human bumper cars.