#18: Breakfast in Bed
Ah, breakfast in bed. It’s the ultimate luxury, a chance to start your day in a cozy cocoon of blankets and pillows. And let’s not forget the Instagram potential – there’s nothing like a perfectly framed shot of avocado toast and a steaming cup of coffee to make all your followers envious. But as soon as you take that first bite, reality sets in. Suddenly, you’re fighting a losing battle against crumbs, juice, sauce, and other breakfast debris.
It’s like trying to eat a three-course meal in a hammock – sure, it looks great in theory, but in practice, it’s a complete mess. Maybe it’s time to ditch the breakfast in bed and stick to the kitchen table. Or, we can just accept the fact that there are no free meals in life and that a little bit of sauce and crumbs on the bed is just part of the breakfast-in-bed experience.