These Wild Christmas Stories Made Us Thankful For Our Own Weird Family

We’ve all been witness to a cranberry sauce tantrum or two in our time in this world. The demand for cranberry sauce is reasonable and moral. We believe it is the God-given right of every family to see this particular Holiday staple featured as a part of their celebratory spread.

Even so, most of us have not seen a tantrum such as this be fueled by the consumption of sibling-given, consciousness-altering substances. Mixing substances like those with family gatherings is a sure recipe for tantrums of some kind. It could just as easily be about a lack of cranberry sauce as it could be about Kris Kringle’s results. Proceed with caution.