These Wild Christmas Stories Made Us Thankful For Our Own Weird Family

The ungrateful recipient of this doll suspects it of secretly praying while locked in the closet at night but doesn’t even stop to consider that maybe the doll’s prayers are what has been keeping her safe all this time. For all she knows, those prayers are the only thing standing between her and eternal damnation.

Anyway, how does she know this doll is putting its hands together in prayer? Maybe the doll is clapping along to its favorite tune, or maybe it’s attempting to catch a mosquito. People are so quick to make judgments these days. But judging by the sound of things, it’s hard to believe it would be anything else…