#28: Please, the Beans!
First of all, that big tub of beans is just begging to be mixed. I can only imagine the number of kids who have walked straight up and stuck their arms into it. The message doesn’t help. We all like to defy authority when it’s relatively safe, and I doubt they’d kick people out for stirring it up!

A few well-placed punctuation marks would do wonders for the message they’re trying to convey. I bet the beans like being mixed, just a little. Garbanzo beans are notorious for being fun to play with in a salad. I bet it’s no different in that giant tub. Oh! They should add a paddle. That would allow people to mix and still keep it relatively sanitary.