#13: You Should Be Firing
These people are 100% fried and not in a yummy way. Who hires chickens to cook chickens? I wonder if their special chicken is even any good. It must be, or they wouldn’t be open, I guess. Still, it’s a bit off-putting! I don’t want chickens frying my chicken, and I don’t want staff so fried they can’t set up a sign!
Hopefully, someone noticed not long after this. Even if you remove the “We are hiring” portion, you’re still left with “special chicken fried chicken.” That doesn’t sound appetizing. Give me some good old crispy chicken twice battered, and then we can talk! If you add in mashed potatoes and gravy, I might even come back a time or two.