Fashion Failures That Have Us Suffering From Second-Hand Embarrassment

This top seems can only be the result of a high-stakes game of fashion chicken, where the designer veered off at the last possible second, leaving us with a garment that screams both “I’m chic!” and “I’ve just barely survived a close encounter with a paper shredder.”

It’s as if the wearer attended a toga party and left with only the memories and a sliver of the tablecloth. The top walks a fine line, quite literally, between innovative fashion statement and a plea for a needle and thread, or at the very least, a safety pin or two.