Fashion Failures That Have Us Suffering From Second-Hand Embarrassment

In this wilderness of fashion, where the mustache meets the rhinestone, harmony is, let’s say, a work in progress. With absolutely no following of either form or function, this ensemble is really an abomination of fashion.

The mustache, ever the symbol of traditional masculinity, has been softened by the twirl of a chain. There’s a suggestion of a liaison between a 19th-century baron and a contemporary art exhibit. It’s not so much a fashion statement as a fashion question mark.