Fashion Failures That Have Us Suffering From Second-Hand Embarrassment

This patch, a tribute to Mount Rushmore, seems to have captured our forefathers in a moment of surprise, perhaps even mild alarm, possibly at being immortalized on such a snug piece of fabric. The iconic quartet is here, looking less like the stony visages of presidential poise and more like a lineup of startled escapees from a historical wax museum.

One wonders if they’re recoiling at the thought of modern politics or simply bemoaning their rocky rendition. Are they gazing into the abyss of the nation’s future, or just squinting against the flash of a tourist’s camera?