Cow-El
More DC comics-related birthmarks! This time, Cow-El, a.k.a. Super-cow, a.k.a. Cow Kent, takes center stage. Just look at that beauty of a Superman sigil! This brilliant bovine boasts the symbol of the Man of Steel on her forehead, and it extends to the space in between her eyes.

Like Cesar Romero Joker pup, let’s decide which Superman iteration this cow would be. Christopher Reeve, the true first depiction of Kal-El on film. Dean Cain, the Clark Kent of the 90s TV show. Brandon Routh of the mid-aughts. Or Henry Cavill, the current Superman. And … Christopher Reeve wins!