Delightful Birthmarks on Adorable Animals

Hercule Poirot, is that you? David Suchet, who starred as the eponymous, eccentric Belgian detective in the British mystery series that ran from 1989 to 2013, is clearly a cat now. Maybe the actor possesses the ability to transform into a regal feline, a.k.a. the one in the picture below.

Look at that mustache! This kitty’s obviously on the case, ready to solve a grisly murder and take down cunning serial killers. In a very Agatha Christie manner, of course. He’s positively formidable! If we were to ever go missing or get brutally murdered, we’d want Poirot Kitty on the case.