“I Say, Poirot!”
Hercule Poirot, is that you? David Suchet, who starred as the eponymous, eccentric Belgian detective in the British mystery series that ran from 1989 to 2013, is clearly a cat now. Maybe the actor possesses the ability to transform into a regal feline, a.k.a. the one in the picture below.
Look at that mustache! This kitty’s obviously on the case, ready to solve a grisly murder and take down cunning serial killers. In a very Agatha Christie manner, of course. He’s positively formidable! If we were to ever go missing or get brutally murdered, we’d want Poirot Kitty on the case.