Delightful Birthmarks on Adorable Animals

Cue all of the, erm, Richard jokes! This poor Weiner dog, a.k.a. dachshund, is already saddled with phallic jokes from his shape and breed name. Now, to add insult to injury, he’s got the shape of male genitalia on his back. Yes, the outline is unmistakable. Poor, sweet Richard. We’re naming him Richard.

We suppose it’s also funny, and perhaps a cruel joke by the Creator himself. It’s a strange birthmark, to be sure. This dog is unlike any other in appearance and is obviously one in a million. One of a kind. He’s a superstar! A phallic, um, superstar.