I Mustache You a Question
Now, here’s your middle school gym teacher named Jim. Jim Miller is a middle-aged, potbellied fella with a penchant for beer and a good sirloin steak with potatoes. He loves his wife, but he adores a good football game significantly more. He’s unspoken The Armchair King who’s inexplicably teaching gym class.
Jim boasts a bushy mustache much like the kitty cat in the above picture. His collar even resembles a gym whistle if you look at the photo out of focus. Here, Jim’s got a bristly black mustache complementing white fur that extends between his eyes. He’s a looker, that’s for certain.