Who doesn’t love Hot Pockets?
Just so you know, if your microwave actually sees what you look like at 2 AM while preparing your third Hot Pocket for the night, then you’ve got bigger problems on your hands. First of all, microwaves aren’t supposed to see anything. Secondly, if you look like Pennywise, you might need to see a doctor.

A psychologist, not a cosmetic surgeon. Well, actually, maybe you need to schedule an appointment to meet both of them. But in all fairness, Hot Pockets are the absolute best thing to eat while binge-watching horror movies. When you jump in your seat, the hot filling falls all over your lap. Good times.