Putting on a brave face
Yes, that glance to the side as if you’re more than ready to immerse yourselves into a new world of torture and mayhem. We know you’re just doing that for show. When the end credits roll, we know you opened another tab and are watching Bambi. Admit it!
Look, we love horror movies as much as the next guy. But we always come prepared. We don’t sit down on our couch with a smug look, ready to face whatever horrifying creatures appear on screen. No, we have swords and a bottle of holy water within arm’s reach. After all, if we hear anything strange happening in our basement, we have to investigate.