Here’s my confusing take on the confusing Halloween storyline
Halloween—the movie, not the holiday—hardly makes any sense. In fact, you could ask the biggest fan of the Halloween film franchise who memorizes every line, knows every character and actor, and probably can’t explain the timeline in an understandable way.
For starters, let’s take a closer look at Michael Myers and Laurie. In some of the Halloween movies, the pair are brother and sister. In others, they aren’t related to each other, like, at all. Where is the sense in that? We’ll tell you where it is: nowhere. However, the guy who posted this, who’s a huge fan of the series, can probably come up with something totally insane to justify the inconsistencies.