Whoever Dealt It, Smelt It
This driver story is pretty hilarious. This storyteller’s dad worked as a taxi driver, and they would sometimes tag along and ride shotgun during his shifts. One time they picked up a couple on their way to meet up with friends for a night out. The two of them were already pretty intoxicated, and the girlfriend quickly fell asleep.
As the storyteller’s dad and the boyfriend were chatting, a rancid smell filled up the cab. Someone had expelled a silent but deadly fart! The dad quickly blamed it on the sleeping girlfriend, who had no idea what was happening and couldn’t defend herself. The next day, the storyteller’s dad confessed that he was the one who actually farted and threw the girlfriend under the bus to save himself!