#41: The Mitochondria Rules
Here’s a life rule for Tinder. Don’t bring up biology unless you’re prepared for a science-related joke. This guy brought up the topic of biology, so his match thought it was a safe space to start serving some science jokes. Of course, they brought up the mitochondria. Everyone knows it’s the powerhouse of the cell.
Well, everyone except this guy. He couldn’t hang. His match was way too smart for him. That joke went way over his head because he simply replied, “What?” the next morning. Google it, dude. Maybe it’s better that he didn’t because his match was able to dodge a bullet. If they don’t get your jokes, they won’t get you.
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