Alpacas Vs. Llamas: Which is More Emo?
Like many people, you may think that Alpacas are emo Llamas, but you’re wrong. Famous for being one of the main attractions in Peru, Alpacas are herd animals weighing 150 pounds on average. They love munching on grass and have the softest of fleeces. They are very even-tempered, making them great at communicating with humans and following commands.
On the other hand, llamas are, to put it lightly, the devil’s spawn. They are true emos at heart. They weigh, on average, 300 to 400 pounds, hide a knife under their fur, listen to Norwegian death metal, eat old corn dogs, and will probably kill you the first chance they get (according to this guide). It’s easy to get confused between the two, but the key to understanding them is simple: If it looks emo, it’s probably not emo!