#17: Don’t Touch
There is no denying that living in certain parts of the world introduces you to things that are specific to that area. Whether these things are different foods, illnesses, or even phenomena, it can be a real adjustment getting used to these different things at first. Especially if they’re a little creepy…

Look, all we’re saying is that if we had to move to Eastern Oregon, knowing what we know now, we would do everything in our power to reverse that decision. What on earth is this weird growth that has grown out of the light switch socket? As if it isn’t creepy enough, it also leaks from time to time…