#21: Health-Consciousness
It’s a funny world where people will only drink organic, all-natural juices and smoothies but then turn around and light up a cigarette. They’ll happily sip on a kale and spinach concoction, bragging about how healthy they are, but then take a drag of smoke that cancels out any benefits from their “healthy” drink.
It’s like they think the nicotine will magically evaporate the moment it enters their lungs, or maybe they’re just hoping the antioxidants in their drink will cancel out the toxins in the cigarettes. Either way, it’s a comical sight to see these health-conscious folks puffing away, blissfully unaware of the irony. Maybe they should try an all-natural, organic cigarette next time – now that would be a real health kick!