38 Things That Feel Like They Should Be Illegal to Know But Are Pretty Much Common Knowledge

This just proves what we already know—that effective marketing in the twenty-first century is much more about algorithms and their manipulation than it is about catchy slogans or jingles. If you can ensure that you’re getting the most hits on the search engine, then you can ensure that you’re getting business.

Maybe I should try this with my arch-rival, Aleisha Brightman. Does anyone know how I can ensure that my page is the first to show up when her name is searched on Google? This prank is very important to me, so please feel free to drop ideas in the comments below.