#17: Do Not Try This at Home
People will do anything to avoid the sting of cutting onions. Wearing an industrial helmet is crazy enough, but wrapping your face in plastic wrap is a step too far, in our opinion. Of course, wrapping plastic around your face is dangerous, as most people are aware, but apparently, it still needs to be said.
Perhaps if he modified his plastic-wrapped head, it would be safer? We would feel a lot better if he left the plastic off his mouth, so he could still breathe properly. We understand wanting to avoid crying when you cut onions, but honestly, is it worth risking your life to prevent a few tears? We don’t think so. If it’s that bad, leave the onions out, for goodness sake!