Just Stop Midway Through
If you want to be successful in life, there are a few things you need to do. First, religion, family, friends—all of these things need to go out the window right now. Secondly, stop eating avocado toast and instead, inherit $5 million from your rich uncle. Thirdly and perhaps most importantly, don’t give up.
Or at the very least, don’t g–. At least take the time out to fill in the first letter of the second word before tossing your crayons away and going back to being the lazy slob you are. No judgment, friends—we’re all in the same boat of laziness and slobbiness.
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