Shark Attack
Umm. Explaining this one will be quite a task. We know it is important to make things fun, but is a purple paper-mâché shark coming out of the wall the best way to do that? There’s a lot of purple, too. And the doilies. Those aren’t bad on their own, but they make things worse when combined with wall sharks.

Hey, let’s not judge anyone. Maybe this is just a very shark-oriented homeowner. A marine biologist maybe? Hopefully, they’re the only person who uses this toilet if that’s the case. I don’t know how random guests will be able to cope with a shark head looming over them when they do their business.