Planetary Fast Food
Did you know that Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune don’t have McDonald’s? Neither did we, and this effectively changes everything! Anyway, this kid was asked to name three things that these outer planets have in common. Firstly, they’re all planets. Secondly, they’re all round. And, lastly, none of them have McDonald’s.
Technically, this child is correct. We’re assuming their instructor wasn’t looking for vague answers, but, objectively speaking, they’re right. We wonder if Pluto has a McDonald’s? Maybe we should be investing more in the former-gas-giant-turned-planet-again. Perhaps the first thing we should do when we terraform Mars is installing a fast food restaurant.