How to Impress the Ladies
Whoever said romance was dead? Romance and love are a major part of our lives. There’s no high school class on how to do these things, so sometimes we just end up winging it and hope for the best. The most important rule is to be yourself, as cliche as it may sound. That’s easy enough to follow, right? No way you could get it wrong.

Well, we’re not sure what you might classify as doing it wrong, but one thing is for certain: this raccoon is definitely staying true to itself. He’s not ashamed to be himself and show his true colors. And why should he be? Maybe next time you should opt for a glass that’s not transparent. That would be a bit more flattering! I hope your date went well!