Dr. Raccoon, MD
Raccoons look like the kind of animals that like to spend a lot of time on their own. When you spend time by yourself, you learn how to understand emotions and process them. People (or animals) like that make for fantastic therapists, and today, a raccoon has taken up that mantle.
Today, we have a pair of raccoons ready to help you out with your thoughts and emotions, and the best part is that they are available at very affordable rates! For only five cents an hour, you can get one of these raccoons, fresh from med school, to see you for some minutes and guide you through your overwhelming thoughts and fears.